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WARNING: This joke is rude, crude, and sexual. It's also very funny. I rarely post such jokes, but will if they're truly funny. If you think you'll be offended, then do not read it! -- simple as that! If you do read it and are offended, that's your problem for ignoring this warning. If you complain, you're a total idiot.
A woman's list ...as she ages....
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What I Want in a Man (age 21)
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover
Sent over by a buddy who's definitely over 60.
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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement or shed; when you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Some one-liners from the master.
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My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg.
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass!
Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.
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